The Friendship Awards
Recognizing excellence in friendship.
AKA: Paige leverages a round number birthday for a party he's always wanted to throw.
- The date Mid 2027
- The venue Venue to be announced, Montreal
Potential honours
- Tallest Friend
- Best Driver
- Craziest Sneeze
- Loudest Laugh
- Weirdest Routinely Eaten Fruit
- Strangest Obsessions
- Best Relationship Advice
- Most Medical Knowledge to Avoid a Trip to the Doctor
- Longest Distance Biked for Friendship
- Most Muscular Gains
- Most Active Listener
- Longest Distance Traveled
- Most Uncomfortable Camping Trip
- Best Music Recommendations
- Least Self Righteous Vegan
- Most Patient Teacher
- Best Hobby
- Best Salad
- Best Canadian Mum
- Best Hugs
- Most Sarcastic
- Runner-Up Best Person
- Best Tattoo
- Most Poetic
- Most Cigarettes Bummed
- Best Legal Advice
- Most Healthy Sports Team Fan
- Best Cook
- Most Reliable "Happy Birthday" Said on Birthday
- Most Functional Former Couple
- Longest Distance Driven to Attend
- Most Stabbed
- Worst Idea
- Best YouTube Channel
- Most Inconsistent Points-Based System for Making Decisions
- Most Limited Diet
- Longest Swearing Tirade
- Most Kind Yet Brutally Honest
- Worst Compliment Taker
- Most Similar Looking to Celebrity
- Most Robotic
- Most Cows Milked
Further categories will be revealed in due course.